THANK YOU JAY-Z
"99 Problems"
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and...
Feminism = GILS!
SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some
problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight. Not wanting to
be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of
paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM' He left it where he
knew she would
find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00
AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when...
The bed is movin' wohohohohohohho!
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big
dick or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard
feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of...
