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ultraforge
| Main blog: | Ultraforge Redux | | Age: | 37 | | Birthday: | September 27th 1969 | | Gender: | Male | | Occupation: | Labor / Construction | | Education: | High school, School of life | | Religion: | Christianity | | Service Attendance: | Monthly | | Race/lineage: | White / Caucasian | | Location: | United States, Missouri |
| Body Size: | Average | | Height: | 5' 7" (170 cm) | | Eyes: | Hazel Green | | Vision: | Contact lenses | | Hair Color: | Sandy Blonde | | Hair Style: | Straight - Short | | Facial Hair: | Stubbly | | Skin Tone: | Fair | | Best Feature: | Eyes | | Clothing Pref.: | Practical | | Undies: | Boxers - Cotton Knit |
| Relationship Status: | Single - Involved | | Sexual Preference: | Straight/Heterosexual | | Astrological Sign: | Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 23) | | Existing as: | Human | | Smoking: | No. But not bothered by it | | Liquor: | Social drinker. One or two | | Exercise: | Regularly | | Your Home: | Live alone |
Now You See Me...
Scientists and tech guys are trying to develop an invisibility "cloak" that can render a man as unnoticeable as the recently ended Tony Danza Show:
Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak Is Possible, Studies Say
The creation of an invisibility cloak like the one used by Harry Potter in J.K. Rowling's books is theoretically possible, scientists said in two studies published by the online Science Express journal.
The key to making an object invisible is to surround it with a cloak made of ``metamaterials'' that are engineered to bend light around an object, continuing on the other side in the...
Potatoes Make Bad Housepets
I once had a pet potato. Bad choice. Let me explain why.
You see, the potato is stupid. You can't teach it to do anything. I tried teaching Bruce (that was my potato's name) how to roll over. Nothing. He'd just sit there looking at me like, "What?" Since that didn't work I tried teaching him to fetch. He just sat there once again looking at me with that blank expression potatos always have on their faces.
Teach him to guard the house? Nope.
Teach him to kill mice? Nada.
Teach him to scratch on the door when he wanted to go outside? No. He's just sit there peeing an pooping on the...
L. Ron Hubbard, Sorcery, and Flying Saucers
I love urban legends and conspiracy theories. I'm not saying I believe them. I'm just saying that I find them amusing. In fact, the bigger the amount of bullshit contained in a conspiracy theory/urban legend, the more amusing it is to me.
And that leads me to my latest entry. It concerns an amusingly bullshit story about Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Jet Propulsion Laboratory wunderkind Jack Parsons, and the infamous Aleister Crowley. They were all connected by a magic(k)al operation known as The Babalon Working:
In its initial stages, The Babalon Working was intended to attract an...
March of the Machines
Okay, you've got to check out this thing. It's trippy and fascinating. And yet, it's also slightly disturbing to watch for some strange reason.
I can't wait until the military makes a larger version of this contraption with armor and swivel-mounted chain guns.
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