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Soni Pitts
| Main blog: | DGB | | Gender: | Female | | Occupation: | Self-Employed | | Education: | Associates degree | | Religion: | Spiritual but not religious | | Location: | United States |
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| Eyes: | Warm Brown | | Hair Color: | Dark Brown | | Clothing Pref.: | Thrift Store |
| Relationship Status: | Married | | Smoking: | No Way | | Liquor: | Social drinker. One or two | | Exercise: | Occasionally | | Your Home: | Live with husband | | Biography/About: | After many years of internal searching and struggle (along with the obligatory dysfunctional childhood, yada yada yada), I have pushed through this confusion to a new understanding of God, myself and my place in the Big Picture.
Currently, I am exploring and enjoying my newfound spirituality, my expanded understanding of the world around me and my heightened enjoyment of life's experiences, and am working to help others do the same.
Read more here:
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Test - Pinging the feed
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Happy ham
Well, here's a unique addition to the food clone wars - cloned pigs bred especially to be calm, stupid and honored to end up on your plate:
GM scientists are actively investigating ways to remove the stress and aggression gene from animals, effectively turning them into complacent zombies. The professor said it might become technically possible to produce "animal vegetables" - beasts which are "highly prolific and oblivious to their physical and mental status".
Uhm...it's called "basic cable" and it's been done.
Anyway, I'm still not altogether certain that actually makes...
Was that a piece of lung tissue?
Just so you know, school-aged children are walking bio-hazards.
And one of them has offloaded some sort of brain-eating gray goo into my lymph system, where it has proceeded to tunnel its way into my cranium, reproduce wildly, devour the gray matter therein and crap the resulting excrement into my sinus cavities, which are releasing the overflow in alarming quantities.
On top of that, as the mass of brain-eating nano-crud grows, it's apparently taking up more room in my skull then my brain did. Explosive catastrophic decompression is no doubt imminent.
Some thanks I get for trying to...
A few words of wisdom for the New Year
"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living." – Terry Pratchett
"My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." – Montaigne
"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments." - Benjamin Franklin
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