|Birthday:||November 29th 1973|
|Education:||High school, Some college, School of life|
|Location:||United States, Oklahoma|
|Height:||5' 10" (178 cm)|
|Hair Color:||Dark Brown|
|Hair Style:||Ever Changing|
|Clothing Pref.:||Drawers and T-shirt|
|Undies:||Briefs - Short Leg Boxer|
|Tattoo Info:||Haven't yet met anyone mean enough to hold me down while poking thousands of tiny holes in me|
|Piercing Info:||Haven't yet met anyone mean enough to hold me down while poking thousands of not-so-tiny holes in me|
|More Details:||I'm pretty damned good looking. Or so I'm told. Hope they're not lying... Great, now I'm going to wonder about that all night.|
|Family Info:||I have both ancestors and an all-new descendent.|
|Smoking:||Trying to quit|
|Your Home:||Live with wife and kids|
|Biography/About:||I am boring. Interesting things piss me off.|
|Interests:||naps, things that aren't interesting|
|Consecutive Minutes Breath Has Been Held:||3.5|
|People/Heroes:||Norman Rockwell, |
|Books:||Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul, Reaper Man, Til We Have Faces, American Gods|
|Authors:||George RR Martin, Terry Pratchett, Stan Lee, CS Lewis, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Theodore Geisel|
|Music Genres:||Jazz, Blues, Country that's worth a happy damn, Rock, Classic Rock, ACTUAL Classic Rock|
|Bands/Artists:||Black Crowes, Ray Charles, Stones, Ray Stevens, Led Zep, Beatles, Chris Cornell, Willie Nelson, Googoo Dolls, |
|TV Shows:||Angel, Buffy, Quantum Leap, Transformers, Dukes of Hazzard, |
|Movies:||The Quiet Man, High Fidelity, Black Hawk Down, Almost Famous, Blues Brothers, Something About Mary, Hudson Hawk|
|Actors:||John Wayne, John Cusack, Maureen O'Hara, Angelina Jolie, Bruce Willis, Tom Hanks, Angelina Jolie's T-shirt|
|Games:||Tic-Tac-By-God-Toe, Strip Poker, |
|Colors:||Hunter Orange REPRESENT|
|Food:||anything which has, at some time in its history, had a face|
|Drink:||anything which has, at some time in its history, been fermented in an oak barrel, iced tea|
|Quotes:||"Remember this: First you talk to her, then you kiss her, and THEN comes the anal sex. Never get these out of order." -- The Mighty Buzzard|
|Position:||Where, oh where to begin..., Doggy, Frog Fashion, Cowgirl, Reverse-Cowgirl, the Italian Chandelier, |
Well now, my old
Interested Party, it's been a while, ain't it? And how've you been
keeping, huh? Between the ditches, I hope. As for Yours Truly,
I'm steadily learning to see this old world through fresh eyes –
specifically the two newish sets of eyes belonging to my Descendants.
This has been occurring for me on a daily basis since the
Descendants were first responding to it.
So, Interested Party, it
turns out the world isn't old after all. Sometimes the world is six
years old, and full of awesome, dangerous stuff. Volcanoes, for
example. And scorpions. And...
Yaawwwn... So, like, how've you been?Been doing fairly well, myself... Married. Got kids. It's this whole long story.Probably oughta post every now and then, eh?
Manner of Attention
It is a commonly held belief, if not precisely articulated, that babies are wise – that they have an accute understanding of fundamental truths which we have spent our lives overlooking. Babies just stare at us, unashamedly observing everything we do. They do it without apology, and they do it through something so comfortingly human that one discounts cold calculation immediately: drool. It's hard to feel you're being criticized by someone whose face and hands are dripping with spit. And when we stare directly back, the baby never seems to mind enough to quit. Watching with...
Shift of Power
As you may suspect, my faithful little Interested Party, things in the Soverign Nation of Yours Truly have been different lately. Namely, I’ve been overthrown by a very small tyrant. I’m now living in his world now.
The first thing he did was start in with all the propaganda -- making things look as utopian as possible. It’s a social form of sleight of hand. Watch The Red Card, Follow The Red Card.
For example, Interested Party, he replaced a crazy, though affectionate, pregnant woman with a skinny little hottie whose sporting far bigger tits than she’d had before. Which seems...