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Kerry
| Age: | 27 | | Birthday: | November 18th 1979 | | Gender: | The vagina is a muscular, hollow tube that extends from the vaginal opening to the uterus. The vagina is about 3 to 5 inches (8 to 12 centimeters) long in a grown woman. Because it has muscular walls, it can expand and contract. This ability to become wider or narrower allows the vagina to accommodate something as slim as a tampon and as wide as a baby. The vagina's muscular walls are lined with mucous membranes, which keep it protected and moist. The vagina serves 3 purposes: It's where the penis is inserted during sexual intercourse, and it's also the pathway that a baby takes out of a woman's body during childbirth, called the birth canal, and it provides the route for the menstrual blood to leave the body from the uterus. |
| Occupation: | Librarian and graphic artist |
| Religion: | Spiritual but not religious |
| Race/lineage: | White / Caucasian |
| Location: | Bucharest, Romania |
| Relationship Status: | Married | | Sexual Preference: | Often | | Astrological Sign: | Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21) | | Heritage: | Ukrainian, Hungarian, Czechoslovakian, German, Romanian |
| Being, Existing as: | Vampire |
| Smoking: | Never. Ever |
| Liquor: | Social drinker. One or two |
| Biography: | "One of these days," she said, "I'm going to pull myself together for a while and think --try to determine what character of a woman I am, for, candidly, I don't know. By all the codes which I am acquainted with, I am a devilishly wicked speciman of the sex. But some way I can't convince myself that I am. I must think about it." (Kate Chopin's Edna Pontellier in "The Awakening") |
| Likes: | Pearl Jam. |
| Dislikes: | abridgement, eating my vegetables, American history, illogical feminazis, bugs; the irresponsibility of others that affects me, loud noises that I don't make, untrustworthiness, boredom, deep water, roller coasters, bad attempts at sarcasm, bratty children, people who don't take children seriously when they're sincere, burping, farting, marijuana and the people who abuse it, unasked-for opinions, the word "dude", the word "pussy" (especially when used by males), loud yelling at sports on television, and oh, so many, many more things. But seeing as how most of the above is caused by human beings, let's just say I dislike most of them. |
| Interests: | love, art, sexuality, books, REM, divination, astrology, Eddie Vedder, Vlad Tepes, vampirism, psychology, astronomy, realism, inspiration, Eastern European history, Joaquin Phoenix's filmography and anatomy, photography, philosophy, fashion reconstruction, language, learning, architecture, and more. |
| Body Size: | Slender | | Height: | 5' 10" (178 cm) | | Eyes: | Blue Green | | Vision: | Glasses/Spectacles | | Hair Color: | Light Brown | | Hair Style: | Wavy - Short | | Facial Hair: | Soul Patch | | Skin Tone: | Fair | | Best Feature: | Legs | | Clothing Pref.: | Drawers and T-shirt | | Undies: | Free Willy | | Tattoo Info: | Pearl Jam stickman on right bicep. Okay, so I don't have it yet. I will. I may also get a small scorpion on my butt. |
| People/Heroes: | Eddie Vedder, Robin Hood | | Books: | The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova, Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen, Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice, The Awakening by Kate Chopin, Dracula by Bram Stoker, the Anastasia Krupnik series by Lois Lowry, Naked by David Sedaris, Holidays On Ice by David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, Writing Down the Bones by Natalie Goldberg, Alice In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, Girlosophy by Anthea Paul | | Bands/Artists: | Pearl Jam, Morrissey, Elastica, Beethoven, Frank Sinatra, Mozart, The Pixies, Madonna, Van Halen, Enon, Björk, Frank Black, The Flaming Lips, The Smiths, The Makeout Room, Manband, Piedmont Charisma, Backstreet Boys, Led Zeppelin, Temple of the Dog, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Go-Go's, Nat King Cole, Queen, The Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, Supergrass, Archers of Loaf, Johnny Cash, Aerosmith, Gin Blossoms, Alice In Chains, Badly Drawn Boy, Bob Dylan, Beck, Bikini Kill, The Eagles, Sleater-Kinney, Better Than Ezra, Bruce Springsteen, U2, The Cranberries, Collective Soul, The Counting Crows, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, The Beatles, Elvis Presley, Stephen Malkmus, Pavement, Bryan Adams, Spin Doctors, Soundgarden, Soul Asylum, The B-52's, The Cars, Simple Minds, Rage Against the Machine, Letters To Cleo, John Mellencamp, Jimmy Buffett, Hootie & the Blowfish, Jimi Hendrix, The Guess Who, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Roy Orbison, Green Day, Foo Fighters, KC & the Sunshine Band, Fleetwood Mac, Everclear, The Eagles, Duran Duran, Don Henley, The Darkness, The Breeders, The Beach Boys, The Unicorns, Guided By Voices | | TV Shows: | Seinfeld, Northern Exposure, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Sex and the City, Freaks and Geeks, Strangers With Candy, Scrubs, The Cosby Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show | | Movies: | Singles, About A Boy, What the BLEEP Do We Know!?, Palin's Travels, Interview With the Vampire, Mrs. Doubtfire, Scarface, Walk The Line, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Birdcage, Bye Bye Love, Amadeus, Memoirs of a Geisha, Donnie Darko, Clay Pigeons, 8mm, Trainspotting, Moulin Rouge, The Triplets of Belleville, Disney's Robin Hood, Big Trouble, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Benny and Joon, Christopher Guest's movies, Garden State, The Mighty Ducks, Matilda, Strictly Ballroom, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost In Translation, Ghost World, The Goonies, Welcome to the Dollhouse, baseball movies, The Devil's Advocate, the Brat Pack movies, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, M. Night Shyamalan's movies, Stephen King movies, Serial Mom, Fight Club | | Actors: | Joaquin Phoenix, John Corbett, Michael Palin, Robin Williams, Rachel Weisz, Helena Bonham Carter | | Games: | poker, bullshit | | Sports: | basketball, disc golf | | Colors: | black, white, brick red, dark purple, electric blue, gray | | Pets/Animals: | Fujiko | | Season: | late summer, early fall | | Food: | peaches | | Drink: | water | | Quotes: | "I love Kerry!" |
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