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Genevieve
| Main blog: | Ink Stain | | Age: | 24 | | Birthday: | January 30th 1982 | | Gender: | Female | | Occupation: | Artistic / Creative | | Education: | Some college | | Religion: | Not religious | | Location: | United States, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City/Norman | | Currently Studying: | professional writing (I'm basically an English major who didn't want to read 19th century British literature and fucking poetry) and business |
| Occupation: | Editor of an online magazine for OU, professional mattress kitten |
| Email: |  | | AOL: |  |
| Body Size: | Fit | | Height: | 5' 5" (165 cm) | | Eyes: | Blue | | Hair Color: | Dark Brown | | Hair Style: | Wavy - Short | | Facial Hair: | None | | Skin Tone: | Light | | Best Feature: | Eyes | | Clothing Pref.: | Latest Fashion | | Undies: | Thong | | More Details: | Many people tell me I look like Claire Forlani. But people also believe that a man in the sky wants your money. | | Vision: | Blind as fuck |
| Relationship Status: | Single - Never Married | | Family Info: | I have one (naked pictures only on request) | | Sexual Preference: | Straight/Heterosexual | | Astrological Sign: | Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) | | Existing as: | Human | | Smoking: | No Way | | Liquor: | Social drinker. One or two | | Exercise: | Regularly | | Your Home: | Live with roommate(s) | | Likes: | math; writing snappy emails to attractive guys; losing weight | | Dislikes: | spelling mistakes; raw onions; milk; touching chalk; macaroni and cheese; not having any money |
| People/Heroes: | Jon Stewart, Demetri Martin, Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Conan O'Brien, Pat Robertson | | Books: | Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, America (the Book), Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Catcher in the Rye, Feel this book, If Chins Could Kill, Shopgirl, Everybody Poops | | Authors: | Chuck Palahinuik, David Sedaris, Steve Martin, Demetri Martin, Wes Anderson, | | Albums/CDs: | Garden State soundtrack, "Songs About Jane" by Maroon 5, "Rules of Enragement", "The White Album" by Lewis Black, "Philosophy" by Bill Hicks | | TV Shows: | Arrested Development, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, UnderGRADs, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Northern Exposure, Sports Night, Roseanne, Friends, South Park, Family Guy | | Sports: | OU Football, hockey fights | | Pets/Animals: | My parents' cat Banjo had kittens on St. Patrick's Day. I'm putting all of my effort into getting them to name one Seamus in honor of the holiday. | | Cars/Motorcyles: | My '02 Taurus, because as a starving writer, I will probably end up living there some day | | Season: | mating | | Food: | sushi, fast | | Drink: | Diet soda, battery acid (good with club soda) | | Position: | of power, Congress of the cow, mustache ride (usually on the receiving end) |
Locked down for Larry!
Hey, I have made it all the way to installment two of my new column for SIN of "Okie Dokie." You can marvel at its awesomeness here.
Okie Dokie
I recently started a new column on SIN, titled "Okie Dokie," about the various news stories in our great state of Oklahoma. You can reac it here.
Things I Found Amusing about Hurricane Katrina
Like many Americans with an unhealthy relationship with their televisions, I have spent the last week or so glued to the 24-hour news channels for any developments in the Katrina fiasco. It's hard to pull away from the catastrophic destruction and unbelievable human loss, but most of all, it's hard to pull away from the overriding comedy of it all. Here are some reasons why CNN, FOX News, and MSNBC are the funniest channels on basic cable at this moment:
1. The reporters' wardrobes. Perhaps in order to appear more sympathetic to the victims that were stuck wearing the same...
Fun with Titles
The other day, I did something I only do when forced or in extreme boredom -- I read The Oklahoman, my state's newspaper. If you haven't heard of it, google the terms "nation's worst newspaper" or "literary shithole" using the I'm Feeling Lucky button. Actually, I didn't read the whole thing; I'm pretty certain I don't have the health insurance/paper towels to fix the amount of ass blood I would spew for such an endeavor. I read only one story, and it was about the disappearance of Brad Henry's dog, Sophie.
Now, I mention this story not because I'm actually concerned about the missing...
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