|+ Life Update +|
Wow.. My last entry was 2 mths plus ago.. No shit..
Ok.. I'm down with diarrhoea.. Been in and out the toilet like more than 5 times..
And tummy still hurts after taking diarrhoea medicine.. Wonder if it got remixed with menstrual symptoms coz my back aches..
Me and my current beau, been together for 6 mths.. Hopefully it cn outlast my 9mths relationship for real love, and 1yr plus of puppy love.. It has already past my 2nd longest relationship for real love that is 6mhs.. Hopefully within 3 yrs we cn get married.. Dun think we need an engagement just to prove that we belong to someone.....
|+ Memo From Management +|
Memo to All Employees: In order to ensure the highest levels of
quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to
keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High
Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our
employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not
receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your
supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all
the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don't take their...
|+ An Email for Bill Gates from the Indian Customer +|
From : Mr. Suresh Singh of Tamil Nadu, India
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
Problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2.
We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he
ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ’sit’, so
that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only...
|+ 3 Sekawan +|
3 sekawan iaitu KURA,ULAT dan KATAK.
Pada suatu hari,KURA membuat
satu parti secara kecil-kecilan.Dia mengajak ULAT dan KATAK datang ke
rumahnya untuk menyambut HARI MERDEKA di rumahnya.Maka,datanglah ULAT
dan KATAK berpesta habis-habisan di rumah KURA.Satu jam kemudian,KURA
bertanya kepada KATAK.
KURA:Hei,katak!Aku rasa ada sesuatu je yang takde lah.
KATAK:........patutlah,rokok dah habis lah!
KURA:Betul lah,apa kata kau pergi kejap beli rokok kat kedai depan tu.
KATAK:Ala....kaki aku sakit lah,dari tadi asyik melompat je.Kau suruh ulat lah pergi beli.
KURA:Bagus jugak idea kau...
