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Larry Ellis Reed
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Main blog:The Exaggerator
Birthday:October 2nd
Gender:Male
Occupation:Happily unemployed
Education:Some college
Religion:Not religious
Service Attendance:Rarely
Race/lineage:Other
Location:United States, Minnesota, Winona


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Appearance

Body Size:Few extra pounds
Height:6' 0" (183 cm)
Eyes:Blue Green
Vision:Glasses/Spectacles
Hair Color:Sandy Blonde
Hair Style:Ever Changing
Facial Hair:None
Skin Tone:Tan
Clothing Pref.:Drawers and T-shirt
Undies:Boxers - Cotton Knit


Personal Information

Relationship Status:Single - Never Married
Family Info:Last of nine children; a tenth died in infancy. Father died in 1993, aged 78, from emphysema and heart failure; heavy smoker most of his life. Mother widowed and still resides in Caledonia, MN. Relatives scattered all over the country: *Darrell (Fayetteville, NC) *Leighton (Union Grove, WI) *Doug (Eightmile, AL) *Linda Rae (Austin, MN) *Dennis (Caledonia, MN) *Darlene (Bisbee, AZ) *Sheldon and Donna (both Tucson, AZ) Also have numerous nephews and nieces.
Sexual Preference:Rarely
Astrological Sign:Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Existing as:Human
Smoking:No Way
Liquor:Non-alcoholic beverages only
Exercise:Occasionally
Your Home:Live alone
Biography/About:Born 2 October 1961 in Caledonia, MN. From age six until high-school graduation in 1980, was resident all too often in institutions and foster care, and was oft subjected to abuse and maltreatment. Save for a period of psychiatric abuse and maltreatment thanks to an ill-advised referral to a Jobs Training Centre in Eau Claire, WI in 1980 (in turn leading me to Day Treatment from Hell, so to speak), have resided in Winona, MN.
Likes:All-you-can-eat buffets Ice cream Walking Trains Wisconsin Dells (and the waterparks there) Easy-listening music Shopping online Rooibos tea (especially iced) Delicatessen Meat-heavy pizzas "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" Any of Klasky-Csupo's animations
Dislikes:Conservative talk radio Bigotry Jingoism Salad Branson, MO Pseudoreligiopolitical jingoism Isolationism and xenophobia, especially if "patriotic" Faux News Channel


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Incidental #1,477: Some final thoughts before the holidays
see more EngrishTHAT MAY BE PUTTING IT A LITTLE HILARIOUSLY, MIND YOU, especially considering where this will be the last post for 2009 here @ The Exaggerator; in line with an established tradition on my part, Your Correspondent will be taking a break from blogging over the Christmas-New Year's holiday fortnight after this post goes up.More on this presently.ONE THING THAT WILL CERTAINLY BE MISSING FROM THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS DURING THE SUPER BOWL XLIV WORLDCAST: Pepsi has announced that, for the first time in 23 years, they will not be buying ad time during the Super Bowl, traditionally the...
 
Incidental #1,476: A Message of Importance
see more Lolcats and funny picturesAND NOW, A MESSAGE OF IMPORTANCE DIRECTED IN PARTICULAR TO SUCH SPECIMENS OF CONSERVATIVE "WINNING OF HEARTS AND MINDS" claiming to represent what you call "Real Americans" who, for the most part, are poor, undereducated, ignorant, socioeconomically-displaced to the point of being deemed unsuitable for worker retraining and easily-influenced, known in the common vernacular as "poor white trash" (which, come to think of it, is what they are), let alone their Honour and Virtue (or what you think passes for it):If, as you love to claim in your radio and/or...
 
Incidental #1,475
more funny Fail picturesSOMETIMES, IT'S PROBABLY BETTER TO AVOID ANY SERIOUS ATTEMPTS @ NEWS DISCUSSION, AS IS THE USUAL PRACTICE OF THIS THINKING(?!) BLOG, especially when you're posting somewhat later than usual.As is, again, the case today, what with not just the usual morning routine @ the motel I do for, but also a meeting to set up resumption of mental-health therapeusis and some business to take care of uptown (as in picking up a rather interesting book from the biblio via Interlibrary Loan), followed by another specimen of lunch buffet @ Sammy's Pizza.Whereupon I returned to my...
 
Incidental #1,474
see more Lolcats and funny picturesTHE RELEVANCE OF THE PRECEDING PHOTO TO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO MENTION is probably best left to you, reader.As in a just-released study from "Down Under" which hath it that having about two cups of coffee or tea per diem (this included decaffeinated such) could actually help prevent the onset of Type 2 diabetes.But then again, as Yates's Wine Lodge in Blackpool reminds us, "moderation is true strength"--and this could apply to coffee and tea for the sake of this item.IDEAL SUGGESTION FOR DEFLATING THE OVERZEALOUS EGOS OF FOX PROLEFEED HOSTS WITH PARTICULAR...
 






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