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Bekka
| Main blog: | chupacabra | | Age: | 32 | | Birthday: | May 1st 1975 | | Gender: | Female | | Education: | School of life | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Service Attendance: | Never | | Race/lineage: | Native American | | Location: | United States |
| Relationship Status: | Married | | Sexual Preference: | Never at dusk | | Astrological Sign: | Taurus (April 20 - May 20) | | Smoking: | No Way | | Exercise: | Regularly | | Your Home: | Live with husband and kids | | Likes: | Things That Smell Good; Fruit; My Kids; My Husband (usually); People Getting Hit In The Nuts or Falling Down; Sleeping; TV; Making Fun Of And Judging Others; Watching Drunk People Dance; George Carlin; Eddie & Charlie Murphy; Dave Chappelle; Ali G; Daisy Donovan; Bon Jovi (laugh or snicker and I'll throat punch yer ass); Red Hot Chili Peppers; Dingoes Stealing Babies... | | Dislikes: | Stupidity; Bad Drivers; Cell Phones; Bad Breath; Dog Farts; Pussy Farts; Stank Farts; Any Farts; Religious Zealots; Racism; Homophobia; Sweating; Weather (be it too hot, too cold, too windy, too rainy, etc.); Close Talkers; People That "Playfully" Hit You To Emphasize Something...Those Fuckers!; Organ Meats; People That Smoke Right Outside of Buildings; People That Offer Advice When It Isn't Asked For... | | Interests: | I enjoy whittling random things such as furniture and toupees in my spare time. And line dancing and clogging really get my juices flowing. And if you believe all of that I have a bridge I want to sell you! |
| Music Genres: | Most anything but country music. | | Bands/Artists: | Bon Jovi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Prince, The Beatles, Queen, Foo Fighters, Lisa Loeb, Milla Jovovich, Stevie Wonder, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, Journey, Van Halen, Sam Cooke, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, Chicago, Elton John, Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, The Lemonheads, Tom Petty, This list can go on forever... | | Albums/CDs: | I think my all time favorites are Red Hot Chili Peppers "By The Way" & "Stadium Arcadium", Milla Jovovich "The Divine Comedy", Lisa Loeb "Tails", and most anything by The Beatles & Prince! | | Songs: | I couldn't narrow that down if I had to. | | Colors: | Paisley | | Pets/Animals: | We are down to one dog now. I have discovered after decades of pet ownership and being a parent for 9 years now, that I prefer animals when they belong to other people. Which is quite the opposite of children. I prefer my own children and can't stand other people's kids. I love animals, but I can't wait to be able to open the door and not worry about one of the little buggers scurrying out and getting lost or killed. And cleaning up dog shit and piss is the WORST task on earth! Especially when it is on my expensive floors!!! | | Position: | Uh, well that's mighty personal. |
Hey baldies listen up!
If I see one more bald man trying to fake the funk like he has hair I am going to choke him! DUDES if you have little to no hair on the top of your head and you really think growing the little bit you have around the perimeter & combing it forward, or swooping it over the top of your dome and to the side, is fooling anyone you are sadly mistaken!
And just so you know, EVERYONE laughs at you. Sure you might be a great guy, but no one can get past the fact that you are telling a lie with your hair.
So for the love of Pete just STOP. Have some self respect and dignity. Either cut the...
I know what your mission is Kashi!
So lately I have been eating that Kashi cereal. Their slogan is "Seven whole grains on a mission". I couldn't figure out what their mission was from the ads. But after eating it for a couple of weeks I now know what their mission is. Kashi's seven whole grains mission is to get me to deposit my entire colon into the toilet. I have come close, but Kashi has yet to win this game. The bastards should really put a warning label on their boxes stating that their food makes you shit your brains out.
A note to my neighbors
Would you retards and your STUPID guests kindly stop honking your fucking horns every day! I know it is a strange concept to get your lazy ass out of your car and actually walk 10 steps to the door to get whomever you wish to get, but try it! Maybe then I won't have to throat punch your ass! Seriously, it has to stop. In the last 10 minutes alone I have heard your fucking horn honk at least 40 times. Stop being lazy pieces of shit! I am sick of it! Tacky fuckwits!
Internet Head
"Internet head" is a term I coined a few years back for people that have skinny faces/heads and fat bodies. They post pictures on the internet of themselves, but only from the neck up.
What is up with that? How is it possible to have a big ol' body and a thin head?
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