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Bekka
| Main blog: | chupacabra | | Age: | 33 | | Birthday: | May 1st 1975 | | Gender: | Female | | Education: | School of life | | Religion: | Atheist | | Service Attendance: | Never | | Race/lineage: | Native American | | Location: | United States |
| Relationship Status: | Married | | Sexual Preference: | Never at dusk | | Astrological Sign: | Taurus (April 20 - May 20) | | Smoking: | No Way | | Exercise: | Regularly | | Your Home: | Live with husband and kids | | Likes: | Things That Smell Good; Fruit; My Kids; My Husband (usually); People Getting Hit In The Nuts or Falling Down; Sleeping; TV; Making Fun Of And Judging Others; Watching Drunk People Dance; George Carlin; Eddie & Charlie Murphy; Dave Chappelle; Ali G; Daisy Donovan; Bon Jovi (laugh or snicker and I'll throat punch yer ass); Red Hot Chili Peppers; Dingoes Stealing Babies... | | Dislikes: | Stupidity; Bad Drivers; Cell Phones; Bad Breath; Dog Farts; Pussy Farts; Stank Farts; Any Farts; Religious Zealots; Racism; Homophobia; Sweating; Weather (be it too hot, too cold, too windy, too rainy, etc.); Close Talkers; People That "Playfully" Hit You To Emphasize Something...Those Fuckers!; Organ Meats; People That Smoke Right Outside of Buildings; People That Offer Advice When It Isn't Asked For... | | Interests: | I enjoy whittling random things such as furniture and toupees in my spare time. And line dancing and clogging really get my juices flowing. And if you believe all of that I have a bridge I want to sell you! |
| Music Genres: | Most anything but country music. | | Bands/Artists: | Bon Jovi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Prince, The Beatles, Queen, Foo Fighters, Lisa Loeb, Milla Jovovich, Stevie Wonder, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, Journey, Van Halen, Sam Cooke, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, Chicago, Elton John, Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, The Lemonheads, Tom Petty, This list can go on forever... | | Albums/CDs: | I think my all time favorites are Red Hot Chili Peppers "By The Way" & "Stadium Arcadium", Milla Jovovich "The Divine Comedy", Lisa Loeb "Tails", and most anything by The Beatles & Prince! | | Songs: | I couldn't narrow that down if I had to. | | Colors: | Paisley | | Pets/Animals: | All of our pets have died since I started this blog. I have discovered after decades of pet ownership and being a parent for 11 years now, that I prefer animals when they belong to other people. Which is quite the opposite of children. I prefer my own children and can't stand other people's kids. I love animals, but I like being able to open the door and not worry about one of the little buggers scurrying out and getting lost or killed. And cleaning up dog shit and piss is the WORST task on earth! Especially when it is on my expensive floors or furniture!!! | | Position: | Uh, well that's mighty personal. |
The Duggars
Ah the Duggar family. They are about to have their 18th child. That is not a typo. I said their EIGHTEENTH child. www.duggarfamily.com They say that every child is a "gift from God", and they will just have as many kids as God wants them to have.
I enjoy their organizational skills and I do wish I was more organized. But aside from that, I am over these kid hoarders. Some people think cats and dogs are a gift from God too, but if you have too many, they come and take them away.
This is their thing, their niche. I get it. We all enjoy attention every now and then. And they get tons of it...
Fucking Idiots
Most of my blog entries are silly. But I am going to take a break from the norm for a minute to get this off my chest, because it really fires me up.
I recently received an email forward. And generally I just delete them w/o reading them, because I don't really give a crap about forwards. But occasionally I make the mistake of opening them.
Yesterday I made the mistake of opening a forward that was so disgusting and racist it made me want to smash something. It was the most racist, ignorant, piece of trash I ever read. It said something about wanting to boycott Tyson Food because at one of...
You Go Girl...go away
I have been thinking about that new show on E!, Pam: Girl on the Loose. I looked it up, Pamela Anderson is 41 years old. FORTY-ONE! Should she really still be able to call herself a "girl"?
41 is no girl. Especially when your vagina has seen more penises than a urinal at Grand Central Station.
Hey baldies listen up!
If I see one more bald man trying to fake the funk like he has hair I am going to choke him! DUDES if you have little to no hair on the top of your head and you really think growing the little bit you have around the perimeter & combing it forward, or swooping it over the top of your dome and to the side, is fooling anyone you are sadly mistaken!
And just so you know, EVERYONE laughs at you. Sure you might be a great guy, but no one can get past the fact that you are telling a lie with your hair.
So for the love of Pete just STOP. Have some self respect and dignity. Either cut the...
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