Phillip
General Information

Main blog:Battle Ready
Age:28
Birthday:July 13th 1980
Gender:Male
Occupation:Financial services
Education:High school, Some college, School of life
Religion:Spiritual but not religious
Service Attendance:Never
Race/lineage:Middle Eastern
Location:United States, New York, Bliss
It's Good...... to be home.


Contact Information

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Appearance

Body Size:Athletic
Height:6' 0" (183 cm)
Eyes:Green
Vision:No assisted eyewear
Hair Color:Light Brown
Hair Style:Wavy - Short
Facial Hair:Beard - Medium
Skin Tone:Light
Clothing Pref.:Derelict
Undies:Briefs - Short Leg Boxer
Tattoo Info:Costly and permanent
Piercing Info:Easy for you to say
More Details:Available in your mom's diary (check the folded pages)


Personal Information

Relationship Status:Single - Never Married
Family Info:Hmm... good one
Sexual Preference:Lipstick Lesbian
Astrological Sign:Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Smoking:Only pot
Liquor:Social drinker. One or two
Exercise:Regularly
Biography/About:Went into the military straight out of high school. Moved home a decade later. I "get along" with your mom.
Likes:Hockey, music, driving, fighting, more cowbell, skateboarding, snapping pirate's necks, some whores, your mom
Dislikes:Liars, cowards, Creed, most whores
Interests:Hockey, Canadian domination, snapping pirates' necks (HWAH!), your mom


Personal Favorites

People/Heroes:George Washington, Barack Obama, John Dillinger, Martin Luther King, John Levitow, Joe Frazier, Muhammed Ali, Attila the Hun, Alexander III, Martin Luther, Abraham Lincoln, Peter the Great, Jim Abbott, Lance Armstrong, Dr. Grigori Perelman, Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee, Popek Rak, Matt Cerda, Your Mom
Books:The End of America- Letters of Warning to a Young Patriot- Naomi Wolf, The Tao of Jeet Kun Do, - Bruce Lee, The Talisman, Black House, The Dark Tower Series, I-VII, - all seven by Stephen King, The Celestine Prophecies, The Tenth Insight, - both by James Redfield, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, - all five by Douglas Adams, The Sum Of All Fears, Patriot Games, Executive Orders, - all three by Tom Clancy, Illusions, - Richard Bach, the love letters from your mom
Authors:Naomi Wolf, Douglas Adams, Solender, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, James Redfield, Saladin, Bruce Lee, Robert Frost, your mom
Music Genres:It may sound cliche but I actually like music in each genre.
Bands/Artists:Lil' Wayne, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Wu-Tang Clan, Pearl Jam, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tech N9ne, Rage Against the Machine, OTEP, Jurassic 5, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Metallica, Redman, Keith Murray, Slipknot, Rakim, Beastie Boys, Bob Seger, The Beatles, Musiq, Stone Temple Pilots, Simon & Garfunkel, Pantera, The Tractors, your mom
Albums/CDs:Tha Carter III- Lil' Wayne, Doggystyle- Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Chronic- Dr. Dre, The Wall- Pink Floyd, Any Album by Pink Floyd, Three Dollar Bill Y'all, Limp Bizkit, Licensed to Ill- Beastie Boys, Ten- Pearl Jam, Vs.- Pearl Jam, Vitalogy- Pearl Jam, Futuresexx/Lovesounds- Justin Timberlake, Da Drought III- Lil' Wayne, Sevas Tra- OTEP, The Eminem Show- Eminem, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)- Wu-Tang Clan, El Nino- Def Squad, Metallica- Metallica, Slipknot- Slipknot, Screams of a Mother- Your mom
Songs:Battle Ready- OTEP, Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd, Sultans of Swing- Dire Straits, The New Style- Beastie Boys, Far Behind- Candlebox, Solitary Man- Neil Diamond, The Beast- Tech N9ne, Renegades- Eminem feat. Royce da 5'9", Fuck Wit Dre Day- Dr. Dre, Nothing But A G Thang- Dr. Dre, C.R.E.A.M.- Wu-Tang Clan, People of the Sun- Rage Against the Machine, Sound of Silence- Simon & Garfunkel, Enter Sandman- Metallica, Master of Puppets- Metallica, Words Are Weapons- D12, All Over Again- Justin Timberlake, Truce- The Dresden Dolls, Spit It Out- Slipknot, Duality- Slipknot, Vermillion Pt. 2- Slipknot, Turn the Page- Bob Seger, Love- Musiq, Yellow Ledbetter- Pearl Jam, Black- Pearl Jam, Summer Rain- Carl Thomas, Mack the Knife- Bobby Darin, Who Am I- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tha Shiznit- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dogg World- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Oh Phillip- your mom
TV Shows:The Office, Seinfeld, Friends, Family Guy, The Daily Show, South Park, MonsterQuest, Reno 911, Chappelle Show, The Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live, The X-Files, Important Things with Demetri Martin, Your Mom's Super Happy Fun Hour
Movies:Stranger Than Fiction, Hancock, The Truman Show, Super Troopers, Friday, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Being John Malkovich, Kiss of the Dragon, Strange Wilderness, The Kingdom, Hot Rod, Knocked Up, The Majestic, Transformers, Almost Famous, Sleepless in Seattle, Enter the Dragon, Cloak and Dagger, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, There Will Be Blood, Cloverfield, The Sixth Sense, What Dreams May Come, Dream a Little Dream, The Lake House, The Illusionist, Shawshank Redemption, Step Brothers, Role Models, your mom's illicit sex tape
Actors:Ed Norton, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, John Malkovich, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, John Cusack, Brad Pitt, Tony Shalhoub, Norm McDonald, Dave Chappelle, Keanu Reeves, Dax Shepard, Bruce Willis, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogan, Michael Cera, Christopher Walken, anyone who does a good Christopher Walken impression, your mom (though I assure you she isn't acting)
Games:Mind games, NHL 09, Splinter Cell (all), Soul Caliber 2, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Chess, Tiger Woods 2008, Grand Theft Auto IV, NBA Live '96, Metal Gear Solid, Tecmo Bowl, Super Tecmo Bowl, Tony LaRusso Baseball '96, 'Copter Game, playing your mom like a two-bit dime store fiddle
Sports:Hockey, Basketball, Golf, Skateboarding, Soccer, Football, Baseball, Yourmomolympics
Colors:Blue, black, the color of the bruises on your mom's ass and throat
Pets/Animals:I keep your mom tied to a truck axle in Michael Vick's back yard
Cars/Motorcyles:1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee 5.9 Limited, I ride your mom to work sometimes
Season:Fall, the season of your mother's discontent
Food:DiSalvo's Pizza, Chipotle, crackhead, Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, Marie Callender's pot pies, ahh ha you were expecting a "your mom" joke here weren't you? She IS a joke
Drink:Sunkist, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Voltage, V-8, Jaeger Bombs, Loganberry, your mom's "juice"
Quotes:"If you can't BE the best, KILL the best,"-- Me, "Step to this and get your shit ruined,"-- Me, ", "Disce quasi semper victurus, vive quasi cras moriturus."-- Otep Shamaya, "Oh my dear Lord!"-- Your Mom
Position:Anything involving me choking you, The Kitchen Sink (go ahead and ask), anything with your mom
Comedians:Steven Wright; Jerry Seinfeld; Dave Chappelle; Jim Gaffigan; Demetri Martin; Mitch Hedberg; Sarah Silverman; Brian Regan; Lewis Black; Dane Cook; Mike Birbiglia; Chris Rock; Norm MacDonald; Eugene Mirman; Tommy Tiernan; Roy Wood Jr.; Stephen Lynch; Todd Barry; Andrew "Dice" Clay


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