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Phillip
| Main blog: | Battle Ready | | Age: | 28 | | Birthday: | July 13th 1980 | | Gender: | Male | | Occupation: | Financial services | | Education: | High school, Some college, School of life | | Religion: | Spiritual but not religious | | Service Attendance: | Never | | Race/lineage: | Middle Eastern | | Location: | United States, New York, Bliss | | It's Good... | ... to be home. |
| Body Size: | Athletic | | Height: | 6' 0" (183 cm) | | Eyes: | Green | | Vision: | No assisted eyewear | | Hair Color: | Light Brown | | Hair Style: | Wavy - Short | | Facial Hair: | Beard - Medium | | Skin Tone: | Light | | Clothing Pref.: | Derelict | | Undies: | Briefs - Short Leg Boxer | | Tattoo Info: | Costly and permanent | | Piercing Info: | Easy for you to say | | More Details: | Available in your mom's diary (check the folded pages) |
| Relationship Status: | Single - Never Married | | Family Info: | Hmm... good one | | Sexual Preference: | Lipstick Lesbian | | Astrological Sign: | Cancer (June 22 - July 22) | | Smoking: | Only pot | | Liquor: | Social drinker. One or two | | Exercise: | Regularly | | Biography/About: | Went into the military straight out of high school. Moved home a decade later. I "get along" with your mom. | | Likes: | Hockey, music, driving, fighting, more cowbell, skateboarding, snapping pirate's necks, some whores, your mom | | Dislikes: | Liars, cowards, Creed, most whores | | Interests: | Hockey, Canadian domination, snapping pirates' necks (HWAH!), your mom |
| People/Heroes: | George Washington, Barack Obama, John Dillinger, Martin Luther King, John Levitow, Joe Frazier, Muhammed Ali, Attila the Hun, Alexander III, Martin Luther, Abraham Lincoln, Peter the Great, Jim Abbott, Lance Armstrong, Dr. Grigori Perelman, Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee, Popek Rak, Matt Cerda, Your Mom | | Books: | The End of America- Letters of Warning to a Young Patriot- Naomi Wolf, The Tao of Jeet Kun Do, - Bruce Lee, The Talisman, Black House, The Dark Tower Series, I-VII, - all seven by Stephen King, The Celestine Prophecies, The Tenth Insight, - both by James Redfield, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, - all five by Douglas Adams, The Sum Of All Fears, Patriot Games, Executive Orders, - all three by Tom Clancy, Illusions, - Richard Bach, the love letters from your mom | | Authors: | Naomi Wolf, Douglas Adams, Solender, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, James Redfield, Saladin, Bruce Lee, Robert Frost, your mom | | Music Genres: | It may sound cliche but I actually like music in each genre. | | Bands/Artists: | Lil' Wayne, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Wu-Tang Clan, Pearl Jam, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tech N9ne, Rage Against the Machine, OTEP, Jurassic 5, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Metallica, Redman, Keith Murray, Slipknot, Rakim, Beastie Boys, Bob Seger, The Beatles, Musiq, Stone Temple Pilots, Simon & Garfunkel, Pantera, The Tractors, your mom | | Albums/CDs: | Tha Carter III- Lil' Wayne, Doggystyle- Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Chronic- Dr. Dre, The Wall- Pink Floyd, Any Album by Pink Floyd, Three Dollar Bill Y'all, Limp Bizkit, Licensed to Ill- Beastie Boys, Ten- Pearl Jam, Vs.- Pearl Jam, Vitalogy- Pearl Jam, Futuresexx/Lovesounds- Justin Timberlake, Da Drought III- Lil' Wayne, Sevas Tra- OTEP, The Eminem Show- Eminem, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)- Wu-Tang Clan, El Nino- Def Squad, Metallica- Metallica, Slipknot- Slipknot, Screams of a Mother- Your mom | | Songs: | Battle Ready- OTEP, Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd, Sultans of Swing- Dire Straits, The New Style- Beastie Boys, Far Behind- Candlebox, Solitary Man- Neil Diamond, The Beast- Tech N9ne, Renegades- Eminem feat. Royce da 5'9", Fuck Wit Dre Day- Dr. Dre, Nothing But A G Thang- Dr. Dre, C.R.E.A.M.- Wu-Tang Clan, People of the Sun- Rage Against the Machine, Sound of Silence- Simon & Garfunkel, Enter Sandman- Metallica, Master of Puppets- Metallica, Words Are Weapons- D12, All Over Again- Justin Timberlake, Truce- The Dresden Dolls, Spit It Out- Slipknot, Duality- Slipknot, Vermillion Pt. 2- Slipknot, Turn the Page- Bob Seger, Love- Musiq, Yellow Ledbetter- Pearl Jam, Black- Pearl Jam, Summer Rain- Carl Thomas, Mack the Knife- Bobby Darin, Who Am I- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tha Shiznit- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dogg World- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Oh Phillip- your mom | | TV Shows: | The Office, Seinfeld, Friends, Family Guy, The Daily Show, South Park, MonsterQuest, Reno 911, Chappelle Show, The Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live, The X-Files, Important Things with Demetri Martin, Your Mom's Super Happy Fun Hour | | Movies: | Stranger Than Fiction, Hancock, The Truman Show, Super Troopers, Friday, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Being John Malkovich, Kiss of the Dragon, Strange Wilderness, The Kingdom, Hot Rod, Knocked Up, The Majestic, Transformers, Almost Famous, Sleepless in Seattle, Enter the Dragon, Cloak and Dagger, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, There Will Be Blood, Cloverfield, The Sixth Sense, What Dreams May Come, Dream a Little Dream, The Lake House, The Illusionist, Shawshank Redemption, Step Brothers, Role Models, your mom's illicit sex tape | | Actors: | Ed Norton, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, John Malkovich, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, John Cusack, Brad Pitt, Tony Shalhoub, Norm McDonald, Dave Chappelle, Keanu Reeves, Dax Shepard, Bruce Willis, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogan, Michael Cera, Christopher Walken, anyone who does a good Christopher Walken impression, your mom (though I assure you she isn't acting) | | Games: | Mind games, NHL 09, Splinter Cell (all), Soul Caliber 2, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Chess, Tiger Woods 2008, Grand Theft Auto IV, NBA Live '96, Metal Gear Solid, Tecmo Bowl, Super Tecmo Bowl, Tony LaRusso Baseball '96, 'Copter Game, playing your mom like a two-bit dime store fiddle | | Sports: | Hockey, Basketball, Golf, Skateboarding, Soccer, Football, Baseball, Yourmomolympics | | Colors: | Blue, black, the color of the bruises on your mom's ass and throat | | Pets/Animals: | I keep your mom tied to a truck axle in Michael Vick's back yard | | Cars/Motorcyles: | 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee 5.9 Limited, I ride your mom to work sometimes | | Season: | Fall, the season of your mother's discontent | | Food: | DiSalvo's Pizza, Chipotle, crackhead, Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, Marie Callender's pot pies, ahh ha you were expecting a "your mom" joke here weren't you? She IS a joke | | Drink: | Sunkist, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Voltage, V-8, Jaeger Bombs, Loganberry, your mom's "juice" | | Quotes: | "If you can't BE the best, KILL the best,"-- Me, "Step to this and get your shit ruined,"-- Me, ", "Disce quasi semper victurus, vive quasi cras moriturus."-- Otep Shamaya, "Oh my dear Lord!"-- Your Mom | | Position: | Anything involving me choking you, The Kitchen Sink (go ahead and ask), anything with your mom | | Comedians: | Steven Wright; Jerry Seinfeld; Dave Chappelle; Jim Gaffigan; Demetri Martin; Mitch Hedberg; Sarah Silverman; Brian Regan; Lewis Black; Dane Cook; Mike Birbiglia; Chris Rock; Norm MacDonald; Eugene Mirman; Tommy Tiernan; Roy Wood Jr.; Stephen Lynch; Todd Barry; Andrew "Dice" Clay |
Left.
Quote of the day: "Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds."- Franklin Delano Roosevelt
James Redfield (one of my favorite authors, as I'm sure you are familiar with based on my profile) would tell you that there are no true coincidences, only the ones you create. Whether knowingly or unknowingly, that once you start identifying them, you put yourself in control. While I'm sure that you have some control over coincidences in your life, I'm not convinced that you are the only author of such phenomena.
The universe is often mysterious in her...
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Dear Battle Ready,
Hello old friend. I've missed you, even if you haven't felt like it. In my defense, I have been a lethal combination of busy and without reliable internet connection over the past two months. A few things I'd like to point out:
1. I JUST signed up for Twitter. I'd like you to follow me. Why? Because I'm gonna keep up with that. No, really. I know I know, you've heard that before, but here's why I really will: I can do it from my phone. Easily. And often. I promise to be at least somewhat interesting and/or funny. Perhaps thought-provoking. Maybe even...
A Disturbing Visit.
Quote of the day: "Don't let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real ones to encounter."- Oliver Goldsmith
First, I would like to point out that I am posting from my new phone, which I love. It's an LG enV Touch, and I am back with Verizon. This phone kicks ass. It has a touch screen, but also opens up to a full Qwerty (which is fun to type, even on here) keyboard with wonderfully and appropriately large buttons and two large speakers. Contact form me if you want my number! I still have phone numbers for a few of you, and I'll text those of you that I can. If you...
Reaching for a High-Five.
Quote of the day: "Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack."- Aristotle
There's this joke by a comedian I like, Ron White. He says his father used to say of him, "that boy's got a lot of quit in him." I always laugh at that, until I start thinking of all the quit in me. I've always been great at justifying and rationalizing anything, and when all those years went by without ever having to push myself, I developed a lot of quit.
I started running again a few weeks ago. At first it was the same old story; I couldn't even make it through a whole...
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