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Ariella
| Main blog: | AproposOfNothing | | Birthday: | September 30th | | Gender: | Female | | Occupation: | Happily unemployed | | Education: | Some college | | Religion: | Not religious | | Race/lineage: | White / Caucasian | | Location: | United States, California, Los Angeles |
| Body Size: | Average | | Height: | 5' 6" (168 cm) | | Eyes: | Pale Blue | | Vision: | Contact lenses | | Hair Color: | Brown | | Hair Style: | Ever Changing | | Skin Tone: | Pale | | Best Feature: | Eyes | | Clothing Pref.: | Victorian | | Undies: | Thong | | Piercing Info: | Ears. |
| Relationship Status: | Single - Involved | | Family Info: | Live with parents (Both 39), younger sister (11), and an often-vexatious computer. | | Sexual Preference: | Straight but curious | | Astrological Sign: | Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 23) | | Smoking: | No Way | | Liquor: | Never | | Exercise: | Occasionally | | Your Home: | Live with parents | | Biography/About: | Depending on your views, I'm either the perfect daughter or the worst. | | Likes: | Showtunes; Broadway; Mints; Jell-o; Myself; A few other people; JULIA MURNEY; Books, some more than others; Psychology; Intimidating people. | | Dislikes: | Lemonade; Feminism; Bad poetry written by "depressed" and "suicidal" goths; The Fountain-- seriously, you guys, WTF? |
| People/Heroes: | Oscar Wilde, Sigmund Freud | | Books: | "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde, "Much Ado About Nothing" by William Shakespeare. I know it's a play, and not a book. | | Authors: | Oscar Wilde | | Music Genres: | Showtunes, Musicals | | Bands/Artists: | Julia Murney, Josh Groban, Adam Pascal | | Albums/CDs: | 1996 Broadway Revival Cast Soundtrack of "Chicago", Phantom of the Opera, I'm Not Waiting (Julia Murney), Closer (Josh Groban), Chess | | Movies: | "The Phantom of the Opera", "LXG", (Yes, it had no plot. You have to read the media tie in book to understand what's going on because they cut important parts out). | | Actors: | Bebe Neuwirth, Stuart Townsend, Alan Rickman | | Colors: | Gray, Black, Brown | | Pets/Animals: | Penguins (of the radioactive variety), Cats, horses | | Food: | Orange Chicken! | | Drink: | Coffee |
The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Me: "I was so with this movie until the yetis showed up to save the day."
David: "Yeti ex machina."
You guys are so lucky I'm smart, or that joke would have been lost forever.
Mmm, book.
I just dug out my copy of Fahrenheit 451, and it was covered with some sort of ashy substance.
Coincidence?!
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Yeah, prob'ly.
Physics
Professor: "So, countries claim to not have laser weaponry, but I think it's pretty likely that they do. But so far I think it's unlikely that they've harnessed lasers so that they can shoot them out of guns like you see in science fiction. I think it's possible, though, so maybe in the future those will exist."
Me: "What about lightsabers?"
Professor: "What?"
Me: "I want a lightsaber. Am I ever going to get one?"
Professor: "What's a lightsaber?"
(Pause.)
Me: "Have you never seen Star Wars?"
Professor: "No."
Me: "You're telling me that you're a physics professor, but you've never...
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Driving home from class, I found myself behind a beat-up white truck with a Texas license plate. On its bumper was a tattered old "BUSH & CHENEY" sticker.
I found it ever-so-slightly redundant.
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