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Erik Fucking Mohr
| Main blog: | TeawithHawkforde | | Age: | 15 | | Birthday: | March 10th 1992 | | Gender: | Male | | Occupation: | Student | | Education: | High school, School of life | | Religion: | Atheist | | Service Attendance: | Never | | Race/lineage: | White / Caucasian | | Location: | Canada, Ontario, Toronto |
| Email: |  | | MSN: |  |
| Body Size: | Ridiculously Large | | Height: | 6' 2" (188 cm) | | Hair Style: | Straight - Long | | Facial Hair: | Stubbly | | Skin Tone: | Pale | | Best Feature: | Hands | | Undies: | Boxers - Cotton Knit | | Piercing Info: | Soon to have an Eyebrow ring. |
| Relationship Status: | Single - Never Married | | Family Info: | Parents divorced, kick ass sister. Brother in law.
That's about it. | | Sexual Preference: | Just a little Gay | | Astrological Sign: | Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20) | | Existing as: | Human | | Smoking: | Only pot | | Liquor: | Never | | Exercise: | Couch potato | | Your Home: | Live with parents | | Likes: | Sexy dames and lots of 'em |
| People/Heroes: | Maddox, Tucker Max, That guy that sues everyone | | Books: | Anything by Stephen King or Dean Koontz, | | Authors: | Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Shel Silverstein, Kevin Smith, Maddox, Stephen Colbert, Tucker Max, | | Music Genres: | Ambient, Dark Ambient, Illbient, Electro, Glitch, DNB, Breakcore, Melodic Death Metal, Acid, Big Beat, Gabber, Hardstyle, Happy Hardcore, Celtic, Goth | | Bands/Artists: | Dr. Light, Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares, SleepResearch_Facility, Otto Von Schirach, Sara Ayers, Lustmord, Delerium, | | TV Shows: | Dexter, Dead Like Me, Sleeper Cell, This American Life, | | Movies: | Anything by Andrei Tarkovsky, Zombie horrors, Edgar Wright/Simon Pegg flicks | | Actors: | Christian Bale, Takeshi Kitano, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Michael Cain | | Games: | Counterstrike: Source, Manhunt 1 and 2, | | Sports: | To hell with sports | | Colors: | Greens, Browns, Black, Purple and Blue | | Pets/Animals: | Three cats and a dog | | Season: | Autumn and Winter | | Food: | Thai | | Drink: | Dr. Pepper | | Position: | Admiral |
I use mouthwash... Sometimes I floss...
Hello again... whoever is actually reading this shit. I doubt anyone is, but whatever. I am in a good mood. Which seems odd because it is a shitty time of the year, what with exams and last minute assignments and all that. But it's all good. I have found myself a sexy ladyfriend. Well, I've had this ladyfriend since Grade eight, but we've finally shared our feelings. Jaquiline is a great person. She's nice, funny, intelligent and I love hanging out with her. I even ignore the fact that she likes My Chemical Romance. She helps me out through stressful times, when my procrastination comes back...
It puts the lotion on its skin or else my dick gets chapped again.
Sup niggas? I have nothing better to do so I feel like rambling for a while. Actually I have a fuckload to do, but I don't feel like it. While on that topic, fuck you Hartley. 2 ISU assignments is bad enough, but to also give us 100 questions and a fucking stupid time capsule project on top of that? You're fucking nuts. I don't know about your shitty-ass home life, but I enjoy my holidays. School already rapes most of my free time, and wasting my Christmas vacation is just mean.
On a semi related note, I feel like a bag of ass today. This is nothing new as I have felt like a bag of...
Hello lamppost, what cha knowing? I've come to watch your flowers growing.
Good morning all. I'm going to be straight with y'all right of the bat. I do not like blogs. I also have little respect for bloggers. But, for some strange twist of fate, the girl whose pants I want down is a fan of said action and has encouraged me to start a blog of my own. Groovy.
Well, I am a fan of bitching about inane and insignificant things, so I may as well put my sardonic and irreverent wit to good use. In this pit of despair, Old Spice and Cheetos you will find be bitching about shit nobody cares about, whinging about school, and maybe a music or film review, if I'm...
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