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Ashen
| Main blog: | Shades of Grey | | Gender: | Female | | Occupation: | Happily unemployed | | Education: | Some college | | Race/lineage: | White / Caucasian | | Location: | United States |
| Relationship Status: | Single - Never Married | | Family Info: | My mom... Whaddaya mean, "and"? That's it. Two person family, baby. Don't even get me started on the Father-Factor. | | Sexual Preference: | Straight/Heterosexual | | Astrological Sign: | Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) | | Smoking: | No Way | | Liquor: | Never | | Exercise: | Don't exercise | | Your Home: | Live at the dorm | | Biography/About: | Nobody in the real world gives a crap about this nonsense - who is going to suddenly decide, "Wow, this kid's alright" because my astrological sign's Virgo? ...And can I burn them? | | Likes: | Terry Pratchett books - ESPECIALLY Discworld. *Drool* "What else"? What else IS there? Oh, all right...Douglas Adams' books. People who can spell. Intelligent humor. Witty banter. People who live so far out of the norm they forget that there IS a norm - so, people like me. Gods, that's it: I like people like me. So I guess I like self-centered twats. *sigh* | | Dislikes: | Math, in all its forms. Cars. Going too high, going too fast - I latch onto the nearest person with my nails, and cling like a baby koala with separation anxiety. Um...Alarm clocks. Social responsibilities. ANY responsibilities. Obligations. Taxes. Politics. How the lid on my antidepressants bottle won't freakin' open. *grunt* Open, bitch! Berloody child-safety lids... | | Interests: | Books (OBVIOUSLY), intelligent people, cartooning, fiction-writing, humor in all its forms and mediums. |
| People/Heroes: | Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Piers Anthony, {insert more humor authors here}. | | Books: | Oh, gods...I couldn't even BEGIN. | | Authors: | See "Heroes". Dipshit. | | Music Genres: | Erm....I'm way too eclectic and out-of-date to ever give a "cool" answer - I'm just gonna say varied. And you have to deal with that. Ha! | | TV Shows: | No TV for me, thanks. Causes mood swings, migraines, blindness, and attention spans shorter than the average mayfly's. | | Movies: | Anything Miyazaki. *drool* The Mummy, Mummy Returns ("So, how'd it go?" "Mummies. Pygmies. BIG...bugs.") Things with Jackie Chan in them. | | Actors: | Again: Out of touch, knowing maybe five names alive in Hollywood today...And I don't even LIKE some of the ones I know. So piss off. | | Games: | ...We're not talking about board games here, are we? Eighteen-year-old geezer here... | | Sports: | *stares blankly* | | Colors: | Yellow. Green. Colors with weird names. Chartreuse. Heh..."chartreuse". | | Pets/Animals: | I have a kittycat. Her name is Latte. She is gorgeous and fat, and she is my role model. | | Cars/Motorcyles: | *Back to the blank stare* | | Season: | What? Like...Spring, Fall, etc.? I'm an indoors kid. And I live in HAWAII, for {deity of choice}'s sake. There ARE no seasons...You get a choice of "raining" or "not raining". | | Food: | Mmm. Anything savory, meaty, and REALLY UNHEALTHY. What figure? I live in Blogdom. | | Drink: | Milk? What, I don't know......Who cares? | | Quotes: | "Mere observation of accumulated events is not proof." - Death | | Position: | Sitting or standing when not lying down. |
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